that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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