ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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