thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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