Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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