My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Randomize
