So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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