they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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