But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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