You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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