Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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