How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
