is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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