How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
