just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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