You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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