why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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