going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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