yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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