I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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