All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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