There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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