therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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