Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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