i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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