What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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