My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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