I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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