Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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