is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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