well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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