Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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