is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
His hands were made for my vagina.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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