Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
tell me about the fingering
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