He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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