I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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