Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
