put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
where are my eyebrows?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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