would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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