Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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