What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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