one two three fourrrrnication!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just pee around me
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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