yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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