Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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