so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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