Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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