Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
When are your genitals available?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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