i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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