who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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