TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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