Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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