stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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