doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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