You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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