Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You work out of a Hotel?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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