Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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